How old is a person born in 1928? Man or woman? Why? Specifics, Bob. Okay, one more time. How old is a man born in 1928? Still alive? If a man is born in 1928, and he's still alive, how old is he? What month? If a man was born October 3rd, 1928, and he's still alive, how old is he? What time? 10 o'clock p.m. Where? Anywhere. Well, let's get specifi
WHO REMEMBER THE NAME OF THIS MOVIE. LIVE CHICKENS. And I never been... Now y'all ain't playing no fucking these chickens, are you? Yeah, I know my little old... What the fuck are you getting at? Do you fuck chickens? Well, I have thought about fucking some chicken before. If you want to have a good time and you need some pussy, you can cut that ch
President Skroob. What is it? I have an urgent message from Lord Helmet. He's lost the princess. Where? Somewhere in the Sands of Vega. Tell him to comb the desert, do you hear me? Comb the desert! Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Sir. What? Are we being too literal? No, you fool, we're following orders. We were told to comb the desert, so we're combing it. Fou
yeah I heard it good night we're running out of time the plane will not wait for us we'll have to make a break for it Brondy put the cafe near the landing field wait
You must be Doc Holliday. [Coughing] That's the rumor. You retired too? Not me. I'm in my prime. Yeah, you look it. [Chuckling] You must be Ringo. Look, darlin', Johnny Ringo, the deadliest pistoleer since Wild Bill, they say. Me. No. I'm sure of it, I hate him. He's drunk. You go to hell. [Speaking Latin] Credat Judaeus Apella, non ego. Come on, b
Funny how? Funny. Really funny. What do you mean funny? It's just, you know, you're just funny. It's... you know, the way you tell the story and everything. You're a funny guy. Funny how? I mean, what's funny about it? Tell me, you know, you got a problem? Hey, oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What'd you say? Funny how? What?
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